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A guy walks into a bar... 11/16/1999
A guy walks into a tavern, and has a seat at the bar. As
he's sipping his drink he notices a jar stuffed with $100
bills sitting behind the cash register.
He asks the bartender "what's the deal with the jar full of
hundreds?" The bartender replies "It's a contest we have
here, whoever can complete three tasks wins the all the
money in the jar. The entry fee is $100, though.
The guy ...
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butt ugly pickup artist 10/28/1999
A man is sitting in a bar accross from an incredibly beautiful woman. Pretty soon the ugliest guy he has ever seen sits down and starts talking to her. After just a few minutes they get up together and leave. The next week he is in the same bar and another beutiful woman is sitting at the bar and the same thing happens. The incredibly ugly man sits down talks with her for a couple of minutes and ...
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Two little boys 10/17/1999
Joey and Timmy meet in the hospital ward prior to surgery.
Timmy is obviously nervous, so Joey asks, "Are you
alright?"
"I'm getting my tonsils out and I'm kinda scared, " said
Timmy.
Oh, I had my tonsils out last year. You'll just have a
sore throat. Then they'll bring you ice cream!" said Joey.
"Oh, I guess that's ok 'cause I like ice cream. What are
you here for?"
"I'm having a ...
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Great Night of Sex 9/13/1999
A social misfit walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
“What are you so happy about?” asks the Barman.
“Well I’ll tell you,” replies the ugly bloke, “you know I live by the
railway, well on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and
took her back to my ...
0 Comments, 23 Views,
1 Votes
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Naryan Dutt Tiwari 7/14/1999
Once a person was admitted to a hospital, as he mat an accident. While sponging him the nurse, a bold brunette, noticed that the patient has lots of name written on her body. She asked the patient the reason of such name being written on his body. He told her that he had an hobby of writing names of some celibirity and big people on his body. While sponging his crotch area the nurse noticed that ...
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THE CASTAWAY ENGINEER 6/29/1999
A rather inhibited computer engineer finally splurged on a luxury cruise to the Caribbean. It was the "craziest" thing he had ever done in his life. Just as he was beginning to enjoy himself, a hurricane roared upon the huge ship, capsizing it like a 's toy. Somehow the engineer, desperately hanging on to a life preserver, managed to wash ashore on a secluded island.
Outside of beautiful ...
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ABOUT POLITICS 6/29/1999
This little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well , let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby ...
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Jokes for U 6/23/1999
Joke#1
An old man went to his doctor and complained that he had toilet problems
'Well, let's see', said the doctor,'How is your urination?'
'Every morning at seven o'clock on the dot'.
'Good. How about your bowel movements ? '
'Eight o'clock each morning as regular as could be'
'So what's the problem?' asked the Doctor.
'I don't wake up until nine!'
Joke#2
A big game hunter was engaged by a ...
3 Comments, 139 Views,
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Lord Shiva's wish ( Love automation ) 6/23/1999
Lord Shiva granted Manu a wish.
Manu : I want my penis to increase/ decrease in size as per my wish.
Lord Shiva : Ok. If you clap your hands the size of your penis will increase.
Manu : But I also wish to decrease it's size when required.
Lord : Don't worry if you snap your fingers the size will decrease.
Manu : Thank you ,lord.
One day,Manu left his home to visit his friend Raja. On his
way he ...
3 Comments, 124 Views,
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Walking Lane 6/23/1999
Lord Shiva was waiting at the door to heaven. He was to decide posting's of candidates based on their merit.
Merit Criteria :
1. If a candidate was faithful to his/her spouse, he/she was given a "Mercedes Benz" to enjoy his life in heaven.
2. If a candidate had engaged in sex with a neighbour he/she was given a "Two-wheeler" to enjoy his life in heaven.
3. If a candidate had engaged in ...
3 Comments, 126 Views,
4 Votes
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I know the truth 6/15/1999
At school a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased ...
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